Saleem: aapki razza kya hai mohtarma?
aapki khidmad me haazir
hain hum
Anarkali:aap hamari khidmad me kuchh shaayari pesh keejiye...
Saleem: Shaayari ki baat na kar ai husn ki begairat adaa waali
tere husn ki jhalak ne ek vaar kiya is aashiq par
ki mujrim karaar kar diya duniya ne.
Anarkali: agar hum laila hote aur aap majnu
to aapka ye kalaam sunkar hum bahut pahle hi
so gaye hote.
achchha hua galib pahle hi khuda ki mehfil ko rawaana ho gaye
Saleem: iis kadar beinteha nafrat kyon hai?
dard to hume pata nahin chalta aur mehsoos sirf aapki judayi hoti hai lekin
dard to mera ek ehsaas hai
Anarkali: wah wah!!!
Salim: Saza manzoor hai mujhe par itni nafrat kyon?
Anarkali: aapse koi nafrat kare bhi to kaise, koshish to bahut kee
par nafrat hume hi ho gayi khud se
Saleem: oh kya kahna mere mahboob ka,
nafrat to ek nagma hai jo aapke
ashkon pe saja hai.
Anarkali: vo aapke liye nahi hai
us nafrat ke haqdaar to vo the jo hume chod ke chale gaye
ab unse bhi kya nafrat karna jo is kabil bhi nahi.
waise aapke liye to jaan hazir hai ek bar
aazma kar to dekhiye.
Saleem: aapki jaan ko to hum kabhi nahin aazmayenge
har ek saans me ek ajab si masti hai jo jeete hue hi parakh lenge hum
wo kaam hum par chhod deejiye
Anarkali: tum par to humne sab kuchh hi chhod diya hai
ab hamare paas kuchh nahi hai.
Saleem: are ek mouka to do mujhe.
Anarkali: Mauka dene vaale hum kaun hote hai
mauke to hume dekh kar log lete hai...
Ab aage hum likhe bhi to kya likhe...
hamare paas to alfaaz hi itne kam hai..
jitna zindagi ke paas hamare liye waqt kam hai..
Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this post are fictional. Any resemblance with any person living or dead is purely coincidental. This is a sad attempt by two jobless people. Names will not be disclosed for security reasons.
Caution: Joblessness can be dangerous.
15 comments:
This last disclaimer is excellent! & I cant get u these two jobless people are so sad tht they have to copy two marvellous creature of the Love History!!
Aap ne isse itne sad tareeke se likha hai ki mera man kar raha hai Saleem ka sir fodh doon!! Sala , karna varna kuch nahin aiven hi time pass karta ladki ko chedta hai faltu shayari chepta hai aisa lagta hai he is bro of Cosmos N Works4 me hehe!!
Good attempt write humorous one!! u wrote them very well!!
Whoa...this one was amazing!! Am completely impressed...to have done dat in urdu...is a great thing for moi!
Joblessness can be dangerous...but it cud get u many a script writing job in bollywood!!:)
Kudus!
Saleem aur Anarkali ki ye baten to mujhe pareshan kar dengi yar. kyonki tumne to ise sad attempt kah diya wo bhi bina kisi se poochhe. Koi baat nahi tum sad hoga tumhare liye hoga humare liye to mad kar dene wala hai.
kis namurad ne kaha ki ye nakam koshish hai begam! ye to manoranzan ka sabse accha tarika hai. warna salim aur anarkali ke sad attempt par itni mashhoor Mugle Aazam nahi banti editor sahiba.
futrez vous. yike yike, ruined my morning. bah
And today, Saleem washes dishes in his room in a far off land while Anarkali becomes a disciple of spirituality.
Jai Guruji. :D
Hey! stumbled across your blog. Do take time off to visit mine too.
I can see joblessness can be pretty dangerous...at the same time, as somebody else has said, it can earn you big bucks too...as a dialogue/script writing in Bollywood!
Keep up the work!
I second stupendous... lets break the guys head...
anarkali i would like to meet...
intro please...
I too stumbled across your blog...
u too can stumble across mine...
(*L*)
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@mystu Thanks;)
@prude and sushma bollywood does'nt need me, but iam thinking abt it now hmmm...
whoa!!! bythe time i read it ... can i have an apun ishtyle post as well.. is post ne tho meri waatt lagadhi!!!
my sad attempt...!!!
@cosmos and Nothin bahut shukriya badi meharbaani...
@reema same to you! ;)
@AC thats so true, dude! JAI SSAC ;)
@pricky anarkali is yours truly...
yup i shall think abt stumbling across your blog...;)
@tsu good one! good attempt
guess the disclaimer says it all :D
by the time i managed to struggle till the end of it, my brains were all over my office walls :P
:D
Cool story as for me. I'd like to read more about this theme.
BTW look at the design I've made myself High class escort
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